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Moon Shot

Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon. His
first words after stepping out on the moon, "That's one small step for man,
one giant leap for mankind" were televised to Earth and heard by millions.

But just before he re-entered the lunar lander, he made the enigmatic remark:
"Good luck, Mr. Gorsky." Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark
concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no
Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.

Over the years, many people questioned Armstrong as to what the
"Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always
just smiled.

On 5 July 1995, in Tampa Bay, Florida, while answering questions
following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 - year - old question to
Armstrong. This time he finally responded.
( Mr.Gorsky had died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.}

In 1938, when he was a kid in a small midwest town, he was playing baseball
with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball which landed in his
neighbor's yard by the bedroom window. His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky.

As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky
shouting at Mr. Gorsky ---- "Sex! You want sex?! You'll get sex when the kid
next door walks on the moon!"

STUPID QUESTIONS ASKED BY LAWYERS
OF WITNESSES ON THE STAND

1. "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"

2. "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"

3. "Were you present when your picture was taken?"

4. "Were you alone or by yourself?"

5. "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"

6. "Did he kill you?"

7. "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

8. "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"

9. "How many times have you committed suicide?"

10. Q: "So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "And what were you doing at that time?"

11. Q: "She had three children, right?""
A: "Yes."
Q: "How many were boys?"
A: "None."
Q: "Were there any girls?"

12. Q: "You say the stairs went down to the basement?""
A: "Yes."
Q: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"

13. Q: "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon,
didn't you?""
A: "I went to Europe, Sir."
Q: "And you took your new wife?"

14. Q: "How was your first marriage terminated?""
A: "By death."
Q: "And by who's death was it terminated?"

15. Q: "Can you describe the individual?""
A: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
Q: "Was this a male or a female?"

16. Q: "Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?""
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work."

17. Q: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
people?""
A: "All my autopsies are performed on dead people."

18. Q: "All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go
to?"
A: "Oral."

19. Q: "Do you recall the time when you examined the body?""
A: "The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m."
Q: "And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?""
A: "No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing
an autopsy."

20. Q: "You were not shot in the fracas?""
A: "No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel."

21. Q: "Are you qualified to give a urine sample?""
A: "I have been since early childhood."

22. Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?""
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?""
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for breathing?""
A: "No."
Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?""
A: "No."
Q: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?""
A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?""
A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practising
law somewhere."

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